Reality Check – Week 3

My progress this week: -1

Total: -8

Okay, so you know when, on The Biggest Loser, somebody gets on the scale and only loses a pound, and Bob Harper gets this WTF look on his face, and the contestant starts to cry, “I don’t understand! I worked so hard this week!” and everyone agrees it’s just one of those inexplicable phenomenons of the human body?

Yeah…that’s not what happened this week. I know exactly what happened.

THIS:

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!

AND THIS:

That's me finishing off a cheesecake milkshake.

I had an amazing birthday with friends. We went for beer and Greek food, then topped it off with dessert and cocktails. WORTH IT!

Old school photo booth at Katz's. We crammed 5 grown women in there! That's me in the last one, trying to eat my friend's head.

Then, the only thing that could have made my birthday any better happened the next day. I got to meet my Author Crush, John Green!!

It's JOHN GREEN! And (surprise!) I'm making a stupid face.

I got all fan-girly and said something stupid, but he and his brother Hank were SO nice. If you’re not familiar, I suggest you GET familiar. His new book, The Fault in Our Stars debuted on the NYT bestseller list for children’s this week. The book is amazing and filled with humor, irony, and emotion so honest, it makes you feel like you’re naked (no vampires, Mom)*. You guys all know how much I love young adult lit, and this guy is THE BEST there is. He and his brother also make hilarious vlogs. Check out their YouTube channel vlogbrothers.

So, all in all, even though I’m only down a pound (hey, it’s better than nothing!) it was a great week. Now it’s back to work!

* every time I suggest a YA book to my mother, her response is, “I don’t really like all that vampire stuff.” And then I shake her violently.

On YA: In Defense of my Fellow Writers

If you’ve been to the bookstore lately, here is a scene you may have come across. While browsing for the latest bestseller with your latte in hand, you look up to see a grown woman sprawled out on the floor with piles of books around her, blocking the way through the “Teen” section with a double stroller. You walk over to take a closer look at the crazy lady and realize, “Hey! I know her!” Yeah. It’s me.

While I read a wide range of books (mysteries, thrillers, literary, chick-lit, romance, fantasy, paranormal, and lots more), I love YA like I love chocolate (that’s A LOT), so I felt the need to stand up for my fellow writers whose genre has been the recipient of some bad press lately (read, bullsh*t).

For those who scoff at my choice of reading material, I’d like to point out to you that while it may be literature written for people of smaller stature and cup size, it is, in fact, still literature. It’s not literature “dumbed-down.” Stories don’t lose credibility just because they’re about or told by someone who hasn‘t finished going through puberty. Just ask E.B. White, Louis Lowery, or C.S. Lewis.

I think the appeal for YA books is obvious. If a kid picks up a book and the first 50 pages are boring as hell, the kid is not going to keep reading. YA books HAVE to be engaging. They must have a compelling story, well developed and lovable characters, lots of attention to narrative, and a sense of wonder. The result is that they have that delicious can’t-put-it-down thing going on.The quality is in no way affected by the fact that they’re aimed at a younger audience.

It takes a special talent to be able to write for younger audiences. A recent article I read (that shall not be named) implied that writing YA was a step down from writing for adults. I would argue the other way around. And tell them to suck it.

Apologies to those of you who’ve heard me make this rant before.