Apparently, this is what mine says:
I don’t believe in God.
I don’t love my husband.
I don’t love my mother.
I don’t love my daughter.
I don’t love my son.
I don’t support the troops.
I think cancer/other terrible diseases are awesome.
I think child abuse is acceptable.
If you aren’t participating in all the campaigns urging you to “re-post this as your status if…” or changing your profile picture to a photo of your dad for Father’s Day, then beware. You are telling the world that you don’t love and appreciate your father.
